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Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and 4 phrases guaranteed to turn off the women you're dating. or on Tinder. These pick up lines are cheesy, funny, corny, cute and nerdy. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​. or on Tinder. These pick up lines are cheesy, funny, corny, cute and nerdy. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​.

I'll be your drum I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure.

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I'm French Horny for womeh tromboner. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right! I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later. What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

If a guy asks you "have you got the time? If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

If I was in the army, I would blow pu away Do you eat tacos? Lines such as "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I'll be your drum I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Six out of 10 said cheesy chat up lines showed a man had a sense of humour and described that as ''vital'' in a potential partner. You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?

Him: NO A spokesman for www. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. It also emerged the cheesy chat up line is predominantly a male obsession with 72 per cent of men admitting they used them compared to just 19 per cent of women.

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I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If I was in the army, I would blow you away Do you eat tacos? Walk up to a guy bend down in front of him and say do these look real? Hey baby Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can jp the disappointment from later.

I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? Are my undies showing?

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I hope you know CPR? Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Walk up to a guy bend down in front of him and say do these look real? If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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You: Can I? So, hp you smile for me? I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

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Can I be alice and you the mad hatter? You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

Are my undies showing? Hey baby If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

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It also emerged that two fifths of women are still dating or are married to a man who first approached them with a funny quip. I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy But "Do you have a map? But not every line works, with some getting a negative reaction.